Hotline Helps You Reject Jerks

posted by Todd Alan -

Have you ever reluctantly given your number out to some creep who just won’t leave you alone, just to get him out of your face? It’s an awkward situation to be in, but sometimes it feels like the easiest way to shake some jerk who won’t take no for an answer. But now The Mary Sue Rejection Hotline is here to help.

All you have to do is give out the number to this fake hotline when the persistent person asks for your number. The call either goes to voicemail or will text back a response later that really lays it all out for the fool who can’t seem to pick up on the fact you’re not interested.

This is the text message the hotline sends after an hour - so you have plenty of time to get the heck out of there first:

“Oh hello there. If you’re reading this message, you’ve made a woman feel unsafe and/or disrespected. Please learn to take no for an answer and respect women’s emotional and physical autonomy. K. Thanks.”

The hotline’s number is (646) 926-6614. Learn it now so you can use it when you encounter the next person who makes you uncomfortable putting the moves on you and asking for your number. Let the hotline do all the dirty work instead.

Source: Hello Giggles

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