Danielle turns mall mom into mall detective after catching her friend’s son’s girlfriend cheating—complete with food court surveillance and horrified children. We debate grocery store robots, unpack whether people really marry the best sex of their life, and reveal wild secret side hustles. Plus: awkward pets during sex, moving back in with your parents, and a Topic Train full of celebrity flings and junk drawer confessions.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.