The Backstory: Attacked by a Ghost in Salem Massachusetts!

FULL SHOW: The Day We Lived on Dicks Street

We debated the “things not to do as a woman” list, considered launching our own OnlyFans, and heard about a caller who won a poetry contest that somehow ended with people honking and flashing their lights. Plus, dad jokes, ghost stories, and the homophone game no one could play with a straight face. It’s chaotic, inappropriate, and totally on-brand for us.

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Danielle is "Allergic" to Shellfish?

Is Danielle really allergic to fish or does she just say that so she won't have to eat it. Let's discuss!

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Danielle is "Allergic" to Shellfish?

Is Danielle really allergic to fish or does she just say that so she won't have to eat it. Let's discuss!

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Daily Highlight: The Homophonic Spelling Bee!

We played the Homophonic Spelling Bee—a chaotic spelling game where listeners guessed which version of a homophone we were thinking of. No one could lose... but some definitely did.

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Around the Room: Two Simple Ways to Feel Better

Skeery paints like Bob Ross (happy little trees and all), Froggy learns a cool Apple Watch trick from Danielle, Gandhi shares two simple ways to feel better, Danielle’s obsessed with cats in tiny hats, Nate rants about gym etiquette, and Scotty B has a full-blown meltdown over the garbage truck schedule.

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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer One Glove

The world’s most beloved salesperson pesters Jason with the One Glove!

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Mr. Michael Oppenheimer One Glove

The world’s most beloved salesperson pesters Jason with the One Glove!

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Daily Horoscopes: October 13th, 2025

Here are your daily horoscopes for October 13th, 2025

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FULL SHOW: The Day We Farted in Front of Our Partners

Are you really exclusive, or just assuming? Froggy shares Lisa’s road rules, and we talk about farting in front of your partner. Plus, Gandhi admits to stealing sunglasses... from a victim?!

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